Great. You’ve missed the last train, a hair appointment and yesterday’s episode of 24.
Who’s idea was this pesky time change anyway?

Time to stop backpedalling and take control of time. Remember you’ll get that hour back in November (though you won’t have earned any interest unfortunately). In the meantime, stop missing appointments with a London Clock Company’s Silver Plate Alarm Clock. It’s got a four bright backgrounds to choose from and diamante dials to distract you from pining for that lost hour of your life.

Don’t know what your excuse for being late again will be though …